Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich!

Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet’s Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act.  Following a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe, and receiving the Fringe 5 award, they’re back with their 5* show.

Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd. is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.

Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!

★★★★★ “An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision” – The Stage

★★★★★ “Razor Sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity” – The Skinny

★★★★★ “Flawless physical performers with buckets of energy, perfectly in sync… always ready with a high camp, winky aside” – Ed Fest Mag

★★★★ “An anarchic delight” – The Scotsman